Zanycat

Zanycat, also known as Zany, Zanyfat, and Armin, is the mistress of Darksteal132. Born and raised in Seoul, South Korea, she immigrated to Czechoslovakia in 2002. She currently works for McDonalds as a special operations officer (Her alias, Zanyfat, originates from her profession). Zanycat is a server moderator on LunaSMP.

Zanycat has a very bad habit of attempting to seduce all rich old men in sight, since her life goal is to marry a wealthy man who is near death so she can inherit all his money. "I know this idea may seem really sick and twisted, but all women dream of this fantasy. It's everyone's guilty pleasure." Zanycat is a well-known poet who wrote the famous poem, iLuvPedophiles125.

Me no study

Me no care

Me go marry

A millionaire

If he die

Me no cry

Me go marry

Another guy!

This poem was inspired by her love for Darksteal132. She believes that he is a 73 year old millionaire, though she claims he has no proof. "This is just like Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet! The only difference is that I fall in love with Paris and murder Romeo. Poor kid."

Zanycat is also obsessed with cats, and has even sold her soul to Satan for permission to pet his cats. Darksteal132 secretly supplies her with cats to keep her from bringing this fetish into chat. However, late at night, when none of her friends are online, she will speak in Spanish about petting their cats.